March 22

National give your gf a hoodie day, if your gf is cold or just in general give your gf a hoodie

You: he babe its March 22 here's my hoodie

Her: aw thx babe I'll wear it whenever I can

by Dr_pepper2985 March 22, 2023

March 22

A dumb hoe was born

A:"Hey when were you born?"
B:"March 22"
A:"You dumb hoe!"

by ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっI attac u November 3, 2020

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 22

In March 22 a beautiful woman called Sara Sophia born and she's the light of her friends life's and she's funny AF

hey what day is today?
+March 22 so please respect
-what?
+Respect Sara's birthda

by You.know.what.i.mean October 29, 2019

March 22 2013

The worst day in history, on this day My Chemical Romance broke up. It’s not okay (i promise)

Someone that doesn’t care on March 22: hello!
Someone that does (me): shut up. I hate you cause of March 22 2013

by Mytwentyoneromances July 22, 2019

March 22 2022

March 22 2022, is a day where the asteroids align and is considered a doomsday-like 24 hours. Anything you can ever imagine will happen and you won’t be able to stop it. March 22, 2022, is a day in which you cannot live with fear, but rather with preparation. Brace yourselves, because nobody has a clue what’s about to happen.

“Oh no! Today is March 22 2022. I hope nothing awfully strange happens…”

by Anonym005 March 2, 2022