Another ordinary year, it’s gonna be an enjoyable year!
JUST KIDDING THIS YEAR WILL BE YOUR FINAL YEAR BEFORE AMERICANS AND RUSSIANS DECIDE TO MAKE COLD WAR 2 A THING AFTER RUSSIA INVADES A NATO COUNTRY AND EARTH GO BYE BYE!1!11!1!!1!
Suckmanuts: Time to change the calendar, it’s 2023!
Fingerdingler: DUDE THE WORLD GONNA COMMIT OMNICIDE AJBDHAOVDOQNSLSSJMZKZIQOWUFUSJXDJSJJCJ1!!1!!
The 2,023rd year in the Gregorian calendar, which will contain:
-Famous people saying daft things on Twitter
-Wacky new memes and trends that we will cringe to look back upon
-Ukraine still being bombed
-Some political fuckery
-Some economic fuckery
-General fuckery of all kinds
-Shenanigans
May we all live to see the year that is so boring nobody bothers to write a definition for it.
Person 1: "Happy 2023!!!"
Person 2: "Wtf are you talking about, we're barely halfway through 2020?"