3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

2 inch punnisher

Small penis

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run

by Squalid May 17, 2023

2 inches

The length of an Asian person’s eye

Look at Xiao Ming’s 2 inches

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches

Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky

by SteakNachos September 25, 2020

extra 2 inches

When you get an erection and your dick gets longer

OMG honey you just got an extra 2 inches

by Walawe July 9, 2019