november 18th

national attack someone named carley day!!
today is a day to attack a person named carley. attack her with rocks and sticks and kick her until she’s dead.

me: *attacks carley*
carley: why are you attacking me?
me: because it’s november 18th duh
carley: oh crap

by november 18th November 18, 2020

November 18th

November 18th national ask out your crush day

November 18th

by Exer lamp November 18, 2021

November 18th

Whoever was born on this day is officially better than whoever was not. Better in anything and everything, don't try to argue, you know that dude who was born on November 18th is better than you.

Person 1: I was born on November 18th.
Person 2: I am at your mercy, holy God.

by Yuvi_6nG November 25, 2021

November 18th

National slap a girls ass day, no matter what time or when during the day, you walk right up to her and smack her ass especially guys who have crushes!

Man I walked right up to her today and smacked her ass.

Why man?

It’s November 18th that’s why

by Iwannabeyourgirlfriend November 14, 2019

november 18th

the day in which the most amazing handsome man was ever born. His name was Gary.

"Hey wanna go to my party on November 18th?" *orgasms over the thought that the great Gary was born on that day* "hell yeah nigga"

by crowcoffin November 7, 2017

November 18th

National steal Brooklyn's ruler but if she doesnt bring it you can slap her 3,500 times day!

Ex 1:

Hayden: Brooklyn give me your ruler!
Brooklyn: No!
Hayden: But it's November 18th!

Ex 2:
Hayden: Where's your ruler?
Brooklyn: I forgot it! Jokes on you!
Hayden: I guess your gonna be brusied! Get ready for 3,500 slaps!

by noodleandspagett October 28, 2019

November 18th

Treat your tall friend a queen/king day.

“Hey,That persons really tall.Looks like a tree.”
“Dude dont say that.Its November 18th/treat them like a god.”

by Lev the god. October 30, 2020