January 17

national give your guy friend sloppy toppy day

on this day you must give a guy friend the sloppiest blowjob possible if he asks

Chad: "hey Emily, its January 17, you know what that means."

Emily: "fine pull down your pants"

by b1gdickb33 January 16, 2021

January 17

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 17
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

january 17

National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17

by mydic khurt October 16, 2019

January 17

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

by Ieatbobrossallday November 2, 2019

January 17

Give your best friend a apple day!!!

Heres an apple.January 17

by What.does.this.day.mean January 17, 2021

January 17

National talk to ur crush day

Jennifer:omg it’s January 17th
Zack:wht does tht mean

Jennifer:national talk to ur crush day duhhhh

by D4NIIIIIIIIIIIIIII January 15, 2023

January 17

The day to worship your emo friends

“Omg you must be born on January 17 you are so emo”

by Quitsmushroom March 13, 2022