September 14

National kiss your girl day

it’s september 14th, i’m gonna go kiss my girlfriend!

by kaiandr September 14, 2021

September 14

National bitch holiday

You were born September 14 ?? 🤮🤮

by AguilarIsaBitch April 19, 2021

september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019

September 14

National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!

Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!

Girl #2 : Its September 14.

Girl #1 : So?

Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day

by Wow.I.Am.Weird. September 10, 2021

September 14

People with good personalities are born on this day . But they then have a go at u randomly and make u sad . They speak to u but then they say they don’t like u . Have a good day bitches

Ooooh she’s a September 14th be careful bitch

by Hellopeeps12949 May 7, 2021

September 14

A day you shouldn’t celebrate if you were born on that day

Hey where you born on September 14
Yeah,

Oh

by MulletBoi September 8, 2021

September 14

Slap someone or take the L day😏

You:hey *slaps*
Friend:ow what was that for?!
You:its September 14 I don’t want to take the L

by sugar...xbabes September 12, 2021