12 incher

A guy with a name like Superdolph or Megadolph, usually at least 7 foot tall.

Megadolph wins the dick measuring contest for the 26th time and keeps the world record with his 12 incher plus sized. There are reports of a 24 incher, though none have been confirmed yet.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018

3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004

12 inches of black steel

an abnormally large black dick. It is regularly seen in the asshole of either of male or female.

Wow look at that guys 12 inches of black steel

by eveace April 12, 2011

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

12 inches

Giving a lady a hard-time in order to make her feel satisfied.

When I dropped my bird off last night she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me"
So I stuck it in her 4 times and slammed her tit in the car door!

by Neil H May 26, 2004

12 incher

12 inchers will usually be the last guys left in a dick measuring contest. Unless for some reason there's a guy with a 14 incher in the contest.

How the fuck are you still in the contest? I thought the final round would be after I got out, you must not be Irish or Asian and you survived past most of the black guys, you must have grown up near a Russian nuclear meltdown, no wonder you're a 7 footer with a 12 incher!

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018

12 inches up your mom

A phrase to make a online bully shut up.

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........

by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021