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Confustigated 

Ultimately Confusded, Baffled, Lost, or Iggnorant,
Im all Confustigated n' shit.
Confustigated by Jayson November 12, 2003

Confusicated 

Luke- "Hey Josh, are you and Ashley dating?"
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."

Confusinated F*** 

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.

Confustigated 

A cross between confused and fucked up.
i.e. Dude, after that crazy party last night, I am so confustigated! What happened??
Confustigated by Sir E. Brum April 26, 2005

confusinated

To be very confused in an awkward situation
I don't know what you mean, I'm confusinated.
confusinated by lizrhaley May 27, 2014

confusticated 

When you dont know whats happening so you make up a word
This is a confusticated group
confusticated by Big dipshit March 3, 2018