JoJo brain rot

Usually occurs in people who have recently watched JoJo's bizarre adventure and can't stop thinking about it. The symptoms are making JoJo references, posing, and talking non-stop about it. They usually can't do any work because there thinking about JoJo.

Jotaro: I think Sophia has JoJo brain rot.
Josuke: Yeah she keeps making JoJo references and threatening to take our kidneys if we don't watch JoJo's bizarre adventure.

by RemBestGirl November 20, 2020

brain fog

A state of mental confusion or forgetfulness that lasts longer than a brain fart or brain freeze. Can last daze (sic) to years.

Grandma seemed to be in a brain fog for a couple days last week.

by yes juanito yes March 6, 2015

reiner braun

A sexy big tiddied man who deserves the world. He deserves to have so much more hype and love.

I love reiner braun.

by anoncatgrl January 19, 2021

Long Island Brain Slice

Slang for a powerful street drug. It is a razor sharp crystalline chemical that you tuck under your eyelid. When it cuts your eyeball open it slips into your blood stream and directly into your brain. The high is terryfing. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities and gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. There is also a surprise at the end of the high.

You realize the face of god is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it.. and it hates you.

Just when you can't take anymore.. you poop your mouth.

Long island brain slice is also known as god drug, cuddy cuddy, elmo, cat vaj, and funt.

by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar October 30, 2014

cracklin' oat bran

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.

hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

by dododododododo1234987 June 29, 2010

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

The mental illness in which you cannot play games that don't have constant gameplay or excitement, without getting bored.

"My brother and I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons because we both have Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain."

by xXfrenchboiXx17 October 2, 2020

brain dick

When she gets so much dick it pokes her in the brain.

In conversation:
"Why are her eyes like that?"
"I gave Martha that brain dick and she hasn't been able to see straight since. "

by jaxonsshittercrew August 18, 2019