Witch

A woman who is white and a bitch. In other words a white bitch. A moody white girl.

Look at all of those white girls screaming at that boy band concert, what a bunch of witches.

by Coachstonenian December 28, 2009

Witch

Another way to say bitch without actually cursing.

"Hey mom, that girl is such a witch"

by Kiki July 20, 2004

witch

A word misused by idiots in place of "which"

Idiot: Hey, witch movie do you want to watch?
Me: *runs out of the house and tracks down the idiot posting on a forum to punch him in the face* IT'S W-H-I-C-H YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!

by Idiot-Finder2 March 19, 2015

witch

A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).

"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"

by aaronak November 9, 2004

witch

1. A person, usually a woman, thought to have magical powers, generally found in fairytales. Later adopted by Wiccans and the Church of Satan to attract attention to themselves so that they may later compare their "persecution" to that of the many men and women put to grusome death in Europe and North America based on superstitious fears and personal grudges

2. a bitch

She's so mean!
Yeah, what a witch!

by annonymous July 13, 2004

witch

1. crazy bitches

2. a word you use when talking about how cold it is

1. aw damn p00f dem bitches be trippin on shr00ms mang

2. it's colder than a witches scrotum out here

by 3b0ni-s4vrvs-r3x February 5, 2005

Witch

A word to replace the word "bitch" when you are in the company of a younger audience.

Yeah, that girl was acting like such a witch yesterday when she ditched you.

by theblueberrymuffinman November 24, 2011