twat

in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."

guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"

guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."

bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."

twat by stuku April 29, 2009

Twat

Slang word used describing a woman's vagina.

Twat did you say!!!

Twat by Pickle Bread July 2, 2009

Twat

Person who uses Twitter to the point of annoying the hell out of everyone or simply a person who uses Twitter.

"Jesus, does Sarah have to tell us every stupid thing she's doing on Twitter?"

"She's a Twat."

Twat by Ice_Shade August 3, 2009

Twat

A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.

You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!

Twat by Amelia16 August 25, 2014

Twat

What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).

Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.

Twat by Billy BullSchitter March 30, 2017

twat

1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina

1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat

twat by Cherry Ladeh June 24, 2009

Twat

The past tense of "tweet" in relation to Twitter.
Often used by Kathy Griffin

Did you twat that info?

Twat by KathyRules September 16, 2009