Scholes 

A deeply depressed, lonely child with a strange, possibly sexual, fascination of short, red haired gentlemen.

It is likely that they also have a perverted fetish towards footballers from U13 accadamies across the 3rd world and runs a forum with other sexualy tormented folks like themselves.

Person A I dunno why i'm telling your this but love gingers me, strangely enough I also have growing tendancies towards your younger brother, the way he passed the ball around the field in that under 9s inter school tournament was majestic... He'll be a star one day.

Person B Your such a Scholes

Scholes by ManWithBigTesticles May 4, 2009

Sehler 

A funny kid that likes blond jokes.

Me: Why was the blond upset with her drivers license?
Sehler: Why?
Me: Because she got a F under sex.
Sehler: hahahahahahahaha

Sehler by kid2495 March 1, 2010

Sexoleptic 

A person who suffers from sexolepsy. A person prone to falling asleep during sex.

She told me she was a sexoleptic, but I didn't know what that meant til I heard her snoring with her head in my crotch.

Sexoleptic by zenhunter November 22, 2011

scholey

really fuckin hot

Man, that guy is fuckin scholey!

scholey by Anonymous August 12, 2003

scholey

1. really fuckin out there

2. liqouring up

man, that girl is scholey
OR
i'm gettin fucking scholey TONIGHT!

scholey by kammo February 15, 2005

Sexolepsy 

Falling asleep while getting laid, in any position.

Bitch must have sexolepsy, she fell asleep while I was still inside her and shit.

Sexolepsy by TheHanna October 15, 2008

Shole Ams 

A feeling of deep depression or guilt which causes internal reflection. A feeling of loneliness so much so that you may call an ex-girlfriend or a useless slut to have mindless sex and/or relations with.

I shole am lonely.
I caught the shole ams so bad that I had to go masturbate to keep myself from making a huge mistake after I came I realized she was not who I wanted.

Shole Ams by Dr.Saving Damzels In Distress August 13, 2015