A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down
by Cris jones May 5, 2024

40% Armenians 40%hispanics 20%random people
Beat Taft in football
Xcho Avetisyan is the hottest mf there
Beat Taft in football
Xcho Avetisyan is the hottest mf there
by SoulHunter777 August 28, 2022

Ulysses is a kind and such a pogger. He loves to laugh and usually is quite quiet. He is very tall and pretty long, no muscles. His friends always call him for Frío y Calculador and also crusty Ulysses. He tends to ALWAYS love Ayla’s!!
by Ulysses0001 April 18, 2022

n. a goofy french man who likes pesto pasta
Usually wears a pink tshirt. Has frosted tips which he denies. He fakes a british accent a lot and likes to use the words "bruv"or "fam", like what some british people would call a roadmen or chav. Some words that come to mind when you mention Ulysse: rat x2, friendly (shes lying), dumbass, silly, idiotic. His sister is a lot cuter than him.
Usually wears a pink tshirt. Has frosted tips which he denies. He fakes a british accent a lot and likes to use the words "bruv"or "fam", like what some british people would call a roadmen or chav. Some words that come to mind when you mention Ulysse: rat x2, friendly (shes lying), dumbass, silly, idiotic. His sister is a lot cuter than him.
Ulysse lovesss pesto pasta!!
by baddie2469 January 16, 2023

A Rimjob preformed by The loser of a bet by someone shorter than 5’0” in lieu of paying a Benjamin To the winner.
by Cutthroat LipRipper January 13, 2020

