I'm willing to get closer if you are 

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"

I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are

I'm willing to get closer if you are by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021

God willing and the Creek don't rise. 

1. Everything that can be done is being done and what's left is hope.
2. Hoping that something does or doesn't happen.

God willing and the Creek don't rise, I will ride that damn dick!

God willing and the Creek don't rise. by cyric360 April 16, 2005

If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.

Barring unforeseen circumstances.

"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"


"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."

If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise. by Bxdockte April 13, 2009

Coalition of the willing

Personal bitches of the Bush regime. See lapdog.

Their job is basically to take it up the ass when not sucking George Dubya's cock.

Coalition of the willing by DeadByDawn November 1, 2004

I am not Willing to Smith 

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

I am not Willing to Smith by vaniukas July 16, 2020

Hot as fuck and willing to peg 

skye

hot as fuck and willing to peg

Hot as fuck and willing to peg by bigdickdavy December 31, 2020

What are you willing to bet 

When you're basically certain about something.

Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area

Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there

Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?

What are you willing to bet by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022