Coming for the throne 

Staying on the grind with sports. never giving up, and doing a lot better than you did last year.

I didn’t make the basketball team this year. I’m going to practice every day during off season. So that next year I make the team and be even better than I was before. So I’m coming for the throne

Coming for the throne by Ava the goat October 27, 2020

Coming for the throne 

Staying on the grind with sports. never giving up, and doing a lot better than you did last year.

I didn’t make the basketball team this year. I’m going to practice every day during off season. So that next year I make the team and be even better than I was before. So I’m coming for the throne

Coming for the throne by Ava the goat October 27, 2020

Coming for the throne 

Staying on the grind with sports. never giving up, and doing a lot better than you did last year.

I didn’t make the basketball team this year. I’m going to practice every day during off season. So that next year I make the team and be even better than I was before. So now I’m coming for the throne.

Coming for the throne by Ava the goat October 27, 2020

Clashcranking on the Throne 

The act of masturbating, taking a shit on the toilet, and playing clash royale all at the same time.

Denis: Yo Izzy, did you know that Chris was Clashcranking on the Throne yesterday?
Izzy: Wow, Chris is really fucking disgusting

Clashcranking on the Throne by ClashMaster88 July 22, 2025

Heir to the Cum Throne 

A man (necessarily) that is capable of wielding the Cum Sceptre to its full potential, essentially being able to achieve Godhood via Cum

Nathan: Dude I masturbated 6 times today
Tony: Dude, it's 2 am... You might be a heir to the cum throne!

Heir to the Cum Throne by Cum-Lord November 23, 2020

The Texas Throne 

The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.

Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!

The Texas Throne by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022

Shattering the porcelain throne 

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

Shattering the porcelain throne by theduchess22 February 1, 2025