Caution Treatment 

Using four-way caution lights in a vehicle in order to signal cars behind you to pass to get the privacy you need for road head.

Nikki: Baby, I'm not doing this now, there are like five cars behind us!
Stevie: Give me a minute, I'll just give them the caution treatment and we'll be set!

Caution Treatment by ginger&friend May 2, 2009

freedom treatment 

Publically declaring a foreign government to be an enemy that stands in the way of "freedom", committing war upon said country, and then extracting both the natural wealth and markets for a small minority of investors in both the invaded and invading country.

Iraq was going to allow oil to be exchanged in currencies other than the dollar, so they were given the freedom treatment.

The freedom treatment doesn't work when people actually fight back, so it's important to demonize them in the global community and the UN as much as possible.

freedom treatment by madric March 7, 2012

Mushroom Treatment 

A term that draws its history from the United States Military, particularly the combat arms. It refers to a management concept adopted either accidentally or on purpose by shitty leaders. This leadership style is defined by being light on details and withholding information. Concurrently; shitty leaders will ensure that the information that does get passed along is either incorrect or unreliable (See Bullshit)

Lit:
Keeping subordinates in the dark and feeding them shit.

Ex:

Dave: Hey bob, do we know the plan?
Bob: No Dave, we're still getting the mushroom treatment, we'll probably figure that shit out when it's too late to do anything about it.

Mushroom Treatment by Tokenwhite May 30, 2018

The Otis Treatment 

When a male sticks his balls in red dyed fruit dip, then the female proceeds in removing the fruit dip with elbow cleavage. A hybrid form of the Bojob.

Brandon "You still with Reese??"

Chance "Yeah she's giving me The Otis Treatment tonight"

The Otis Treatment by On Man November 16, 2009

The March Treatment 

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.

My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.

The March Treatment by dynamite dave July 16, 2008

new years eve treatment 

the act of licking your girlfriend's butt hole skin while she is passed out drunk on new years eve, just to see what its like.

that new years eve treatment i gave her last night was the dogs balls!

new years eve treatment by don juan jovi May 27, 2008

Funeral Treatment 

A Funeral Treatment is when you're driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. This makes it look very similar to a Funeral Procession. It doesn't have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.

Joe: Damn, this guy is riding my ass, I keep giving him a break check and he still won't back up.

Mike: Give him a funeral treatment, then he'll back off.

Joe: Speed limit is 30, I'll give him a 10mph treatment, that should piss him off.

Funeral Treatment by Hopie Elle March 3, 2009