alex

Big dog alex is suppppa segsy

"guy" hi alex"
"alex" لا يحصل أبدًا"
"guy " oh my your so amazingly amazing"

by sussssy October 26, 2020

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

Alex Polidoro

The definition of cringe. A wannabe pot head with suicidal tendencies and a terrible taste in music. Probably likes golfing but is terrible at it. Always living up to the "ex" in Alex.

Oh look Alex Polidoro is trying to include himself on our inside jokes again.

by Accurate Illustrator December 25, 2021

Alex

Alex is a good guy but he always stays at home playing game every day.

Sara: Do you know that Alex doesn't go out?
Ayana: What? Is not true.

by Fanisha November 22, 2021

Alex

the hottest guy in the world who I love 😩

Alex is so damn sexy like I’m gonna take his pants off.

by sexygf April 12, 2022

Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019

Alex Lang

A mean person just in general. You will facetime him during thunderstorms, but he will just end up bossing you around and tell you horror stories even though you are already scared. He is also a person who eats a lot of food but just gains a 6 pack every bite he takes.

Thanks to Alex Lang I couldn't sleep for 3 days

by Mdog123456789 March 13, 2017