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Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
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Open up the Death Star

Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".
Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so
by tambor58 April 21, 2010
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Death

One of the two things guranteed in life. The other thing guranteed are taxes
Hey I met death today
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!
by Alinek March 24, 2019
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Social Death Penalty

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.
A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.
by MDLuffy1234 April 13, 2023
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wolf pack kiss of death

when you do the wolf pack hand gesture and stick your hand in the oppenent's mouth.
Marco was so happy to see Pete that he gave him and Zaman the wolf pack kiss of death.
by mpc6q7 September 28, 2013
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maternal death

When a woman ceases to exist due to excessive strain on her birth tract during or after giving labor.
I think it's safe to say that both the guy who impregnated the woman and the lack of contraceptives are ultimate murderers that caused the woman's maternal death.
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022
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Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.
Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.
by asslicker22 October 1, 2010
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