When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.
My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.
by thisistheREALamy@realamy.com May 12, 2022
Get the Take it to Facebookmug. by LMorey January 3, 2019
Get the Taking it to the streetmug. I N D I A N T A K I N'
Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required
Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)
Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required
Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)
Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"
Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"
Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
Get the Indian Takingmug. Lebron: Ew, you covered me in this stuff, i’m gonna have to take a shy when we get home
Drake: sorry king
Mr.Beast: that 2 man was wild but that hoe was a little stinky
Gunna: fax bro i could take a shy and i don’t even know if it’ll wash the smell out
Drake: sorry king
Mr.Beast: that 2 man was wild but that hoe was a little stinky
Gunna: fax bro i could take a shy and i don’t even know if it’ll wash the smell out
by C-Cock October 19, 2023
Get the take a shymug. When playing cards, and offered additional cards, one would say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that’.
When offered something that you would not desire, say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that ‘Do it Yourself Appendectomy Kit’.
When offered something that you would not desire, say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that ‘Do it Yourself Appendectomy Kit’.
by GonzoJhawk August 4, 2023
Get the I’ll take a Pasadenamug. Meaning if it is easy and accessible to try and fix your own things, or DIYing a solution before going to (if at all) professional assistance. Typically because the professionals are very expensive or a hassle.
Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.
Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.
John: man, my car is really acting up, but I can’t afford to take it in to the shop right now.
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.
Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!
Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.
Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!
Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it
by Grosh is better then all of us July 25, 2023
Get the Take a toothpick to itmug. It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
Get the I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEAmug.