idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel 

i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...

mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel by zman90 November 2, 2020

You can't have your pussy and eat it too 

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."

In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.

Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"

You can't have your pussy and eat it too by Russessabagina December 15, 2009

i ain’t gay 

A way to say no in style.

Someone: want some weed.

You: I ain’t gay.

i ain’t gay by Sliced_Ramen October 9, 2018

You don't have to come and confess 

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

You don't have to come and confess by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010

Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger 

A special burger seasoned with cilantro

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger, you should try it!"

Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

I ain't never seen the beat 

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all

When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."

I ain't never seen the beat by Kerry G. and Regina W. October 26, 2007

It ain't trickin if you got it 

1. a guy is not spending his money on a girl just so he can keep her around, he already got it like that. so...it aint trickin if you got it. He has the money and luxuries already the girl comes with it.

Dude: Man, why you spendin money on that girl for her fine ass to be with you.
Other dude: It ain't trickin if you got it.


LIL' Wayne: You know it ain't trickin if you got it.

It ain't trickin if you got it by A. Fred October 14, 2008