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Rape

The actual definition of rape since it isn’t on urban dictionary yet (as far as I can tell)

Rape is a form of sexual assault that includes sex, usually without consent, and/or threatened.
Both men and women can be raped, so don’t go assuming that women only get assaulted by men.
Alice: “What did you and Cindy do at your house yesterday?”
Bob: “We talked and ate. She seemed pretty interested in me so, I used my sigma male energy to take it further.”

Alice: “Wow! Was it good?😏”
Bob: “For me yes, but at first she kept pushing me away, so I slammed her into the wall and started pussy fucking her. She wasn’t getting wet tho so I made her wet. She cried the whole time lmao.”
Alice: “Bob… that’s rape…😟”
Bob: “ I know. I don’t care tho, it was the best sex of my life🥱. Especially when I chained her to her bed with her on all fours.”
Alice: “I’m calling 911.”
by suckmyfatwetpussy December 11, 2022
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statuary rape

The act of raping statue's
Hey did you see that huge penis statue over, there well don't take a selfie with it cause if caught you will get statuary rape charges
by heather ovellette January 24, 2015
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boat rape

When the boat sticks his big throbbing dick in your tight ass.
“Shit, Gerald I just got boat fucked last night!”
“Damn Jole, your black.” Boat rape is no joke
by xXThiccboi69Xx November 2, 2017
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meme rape

when someone sends you some nasty shit online that you did not consent to seeing
you see that fucked up shit alex just sent? idk why he meme raped us
by sadguyforever August 30, 2021
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rape funnel

imagine a finger trap but with people
i got caught in a rape funnel
by lonelyfinger April 4, 2020
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best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will
Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!
by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017
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Time Rape

When someone or something takes up much more time than you had allocated or expected against your will.
I wanted to leave so bad, but Mike kept striking up conversations about random bullshit - I was time raped, now my entire day is gone!

Time Rapist: someone who is prone to Time Raping.

Example: Watch out for Chris, he's a Time Rapist - you'll never be able to make that appointment on time if he gets a hold of you.
by Allweneedistime December 28, 2023
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