Ryan Douglas milkshake

A fine built man sits under 7 black men jerking it and he can’t move a muscle until all men blow hot steamy loads everywhere

Hey guys wanna have a Ryan Douglas milkshake

by Ryansmilkshake July 26, 2025

Ryan Woomy

when you cover your partner in squid ink and grab him by his greasy balls and blow the ink into his penis until it resembles a ball point pen

later after work we should totally ryan woomy

by the chudler August 4, 2025

Ryan Reynolds

Born in Vancouver, Canada on October 23rd 1976, Reynolds is an inventor of FuCK (Functional Computing Key, a special kind of file with ".fck" extension) and "thread pool" at a university called MCU (Marvel of Computing University). Being an invention of Ryan Reynolds, files bearing ".fck" extension consists of "thread pools", i.e. a collection of pre-initialized, idle threads that are ready to execute tasks. In network programming, it optimizes the use of system resources by reusing threads for multiple tasks.

Thanks to Ryan Reynolds, the .fck file extension with "thread pool" has revolutionized how we handle multi-threading in programming!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

Ryan

Noun. A word used to describe a person who only lives with one viewpoint and ignores all counter arguments. This one viewpoint is usually a traditional view of only straight relationships being normal and not understanding why people adopt. They also don't understand how certain pathogens are spread.

Person 1: 'Bro why do some boys like other boys and want to adopt thats weird bro what if they catch aids bro'
Person 2: 'Stop being such a Ryan dumbass.'

by ScrotumMaster84 August 16, 2025

Ryan

A guy way funnier than Elly

Ryan will forever be more funny than Elly.

by Ryanisfunny August 26, 2025

Ryan Helsley

A washed pitcher on the mets with a 10 ERA whose sole purpose is just to blow games

"We have to score atleast 20 runs so Ryan Helsley won't blow the fucking game"

by Cow998 September 5, 2025

Ryan Krause

He's a fein for femboys and is a GOONER. He LOVES to goon to girls in his friend group and tries to be nonchalant by wearing button up shirts, headphones and a hat on top of his ugly hair. he thinks he looks good and nonchalant but in reality he looks like a complete idiot and no one actually likes him.

"Hey you see Ryan Krause over there? Isn't that the guy who jerked off to girls in his friend group, wow what a weirdo"

by BurgerM3ister September 8, 2025