magnetic poo

get your magnetic poo right now for $2.18 singapore dollars

only available at selected Daiso stores in singpost or parkway parade

woah! look at that magnificent magnetic poo!

by magneticpoo August 13, 2024

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

Nigga Poo

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.

I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! May 3, 2024

Nigga Poo

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.

I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! May 3, 2024

Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024

Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024

Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024