qwertyuiop[]akld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cx[pe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬

this is the most bore you have ever been typing random symbols and letters and numbers

person 1: im so bored. alien: just try to type qwertyuiopakld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cxpe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬ on your keyboard. person 1: thanks. alien : your welcome

by swear guy October 2, 2023

c

c

c

by boodyuvjeycfewuchvhsvefc September 10, 2020

C

A real man's programming language, one that doesn't include the poison known as OOP (object oriented programming) and let's you write real code. Superior to C++ in both performance and simplicity, perfect for both beginners and veterans.

Joe: "People say that C++ is fast but I don't really feel it."

Me: "That's because you're writing OOP and using so much of the standard library, the only cure for you is pure C"

by xdcap February 23, 2021

C-Men

The rip-off version of X-Men but with a lot more members including:
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new series C-Men, it's like a ripoff of X-men

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The creamy white stuff inside your mouth

by GMN11 July 1, 2022

C

C

C

by Ahdgskja;gdshgdsa;jkgdsldjfghl May 28, 2025

c

Code for: “Let’s roll up a blunt and spark that loud.”
Used when you don’t wanna say “let’s smoke weed” out loud, so you disguise it like you’re about to do some landscaping. Spoiler: the only lawn getting trimmed is your brain cells.

EXAMPLE: yO JIMMY! Wanna cut some grass with me? (Meaning lets grind some sweet sweet marijuana and smoke till we starts eeing stars)

by Albino_orphan August 28, 2025

C plus

The cops

"Yeah, C+ is the police, I don't fuck with 12s woo" - Rich Homie Quan (Dequantes Devontay Lamar)

"wooow! c plus about to take his butt to school for the next 25 years if he did steal all that money!"

by Rabbi Krustofsky February 12, 2022