Douche Chills

A mental and full body cringe or shudder, in an involuntary manner, stemming from the disdain of a douche

With his frosted tips, goatee, and Affliction t-shirt, I couldn't help but get automatic douche chills

by Jackabeee February 3, 2020

douche pig

a metal head not currently being metal, some one who is not currently being metal. insult.

dude my friend became such a douche pig when he went to that nightwish concert
nightwish = unmetal

by deadlykitty August 28, 2006

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Douche Canoe

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018

Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.

Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.

by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016

douche

an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking

"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"

by ruffshuff November 12, 2012

The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015