A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.
The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
by Man Elsewhere April 21, 2017
Get the douchemug. The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.
by Chudgypub January 2, 2017
Get the Douche-Fogmug. 
A slap exclusively for douche bags.
by zaido June 12, 2011
Get the Douche-slapmug. (noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...
Me: "John you're a real douche nip"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011
Get the douche nipmug. kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel
by NoahRC February 29, 2008
Get the douche satchelmug. by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016
Get the wonder years douchemug.