Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.
Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.
Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.
by PDSuckswanker March 24, 2024
Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.
by ric scu May 26, 2014
Clifftopher: When is the English paper due
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle
by Davidisabab May 03, 2017
(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...
Me: "John you're a real douche nip"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
by Millkz Plz April 09, 2011
A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015
One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole
by Mr. John Flick'o the wrist January 13, 2011
by yungbaddie March 12, 2021