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poky bum head

That one friend who always seems to make terrible callouts to his teammates, usually resulting in death.
poky bum head: "Guys, he's over there. Over there, over there."
Jack: "Where?"
poky bum head: "Over here, c'mon, hurry up. We're gonna die."
by TheDankDrSeuss_ May 10, 2018
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bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.
My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
by Seatthell November 24, 2024
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Cheeky bum sex

A word to describe somebody whose had cheeky bum sex.
Person: woah is that Ethan?
Person2: yeah he had cheeky bum sex

Person3: here comes cheeky bum sex!
by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019
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coconut bum

oh you dropped your hair”

“damn coconut bum”
by ohhhwowwwreallyyyy October 26, 2019
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Bum Rot

Bum Rot is any form of disease, illness or ailment which originates or directly affects the Anal region at any point of the ailment.

The term was first coined after Freddie Mercury states in the film Bohemian Rhapsody “I’ve got it boys” to which the response from the original coiners of the term responder “The Bum Rot”
Anonymous: “You try shtanding on a production line for 12 hoursh, with fuckin’ shit falling out of yer arse every 30 minutesh”

Anonymous 2: “You’ve got the literal Bum Rot”
by Dave The Anal Invader April 29, 2019
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Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.
1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "
by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018
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bobby bum

a bum whos name is bobby or has a name that starts with bob
james: hey you know bobby
noah: hes a bum right
james yeah hes a bobby bum
by habibity November 9, 2021
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