An Amazing person with a golden Heart. Also known as Mad Mad or Maddie (my personal favorite), she is absolutely stunning, and I'm not sure she knows how much she is but she's really gorgeous fr. She has a great personality and being around her is so beneficent. She is extremely gentle and caring, which are the best quality in a person. If she's your best friend, let me tell you that you're are blessed and you should never let her go. Also, she has great taste in music, and her makeups are absolutely incredible !!! Like so pretty, she's so talented !
Anyways, she's an absolute angel. Be grateful to have her in you're life, because if you complain about her I'll slap your face.
Anyways, she's an absolute angel. Be grateful to have her in you're life, because if you complain about her I'll slap your face.
by nam_on April 12, 2022
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A variation of the blowjob. While the participant is going to town, she uses one hand to caress the jewels and the other to throw up rose petals like rice at a wedding.
"So did you buy her flowers?"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"
"Actually, I gave her a ros-j; took me 2 hours to cut off all the stems"
"Wow, you're so romantic!"
by paleking69 December 5, 2021
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A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.
Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020
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