May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.

Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day

by random teenage girl November 22, 2022

may the fourth

on this day, anyone who knows zakwan must give him food. if you're rich, football boots please.

"today is may the fourth! I will give zakwan food!"

by oleinthemud December 3, 2021

may 30

It’s may 30th which means you have to pop a tit out for whoever sent you this.

Me :“Hey sarah do you see what day it is.”
Sarah: “Ugh it’s may 30th, fine here.”

by crvz.z May 30, 2024

May 18

It’s national hood your gf/bf in a hug for a long time 😁 and then Idefk be romantic

Yo gurl 😏, May 18

by BenDoverBBgurl May 8, 2023

May 12th

National Tall Appreciation Day

Person 1: hey it's may 12th.
Person 2: oh yeah you're right well I just wanted you to know that I appreciate you.

by Lost&MainlyAfraid May 12, 2023

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

May 11

The day of a girl sending to a guy

Hey It’s may 11th you have to send

by anonymous May 11, 2022