Water Ballooning

Is when a man with an uncurcumcised penis pulls his foreskin to the top of his penis to shape a little area to store urine and or semen, usually filling the area up with urine, until it eventually bursts like a water balloon

Man 1: Yea man I tried that water ballooning thing you told me about and got piss all over my sink
Man 2: wow dude you actually tried water ballooning?

by NotPyro October 27, 2016

Water Wigglie

Water Wigglie - Halfway Inverted Penis

Girl: that's not a penis that's a water wigglie

by Lucass737 October 31, 2016

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

water your blossom

When a young girl goes pee-pee

Grannie says,"Make sure you water your blossom before you go to bed, Sweetie."

by Maggy Cole November 22, 2015

salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.

"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

water in the club

vodka

im on that water in the club.

by hrae44 January 26, 2016

Uber Water

These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride

Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft

by bringmethechicken March 1, 2016