j-lawed

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

step-co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's spouse.

step-co-grandnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

co-second-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-2C-in-law.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

grandniece-in-law

1- Grandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandniece.

grandniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Law of Sevens

The theory that when asked to rate something on a scale 1-10, people disproportionately answer "7." Most common in rating people's appearance but applies to all facets of life.

Tony: She's cute -- probably a 7 out of 10.
Jack: Are you sure you're not succumbing to the Law of Sevens?
Tony: You're right, I'd say she's an 8.

by Blue Collar Bandit February 4, 2022

Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus

"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus

by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021

Mothers Law

Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.

As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.

I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!

by Mom's fan May 4, 2024