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SIMP FUN FACT #13: Did you know? "Simp" is actually an acronym for "Sycophantically-Inclined Male Parasite". It was first used in a marine-biological context when describing the sexual parasitism of male deep-sea anglerfishes.
So many goddamn Marci simps on r/dota2
by Timothy McWallerson Sr April 8, 2021
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simp

Type in any generic name, and you will see that a simp has written about them already.
He's such a simp for her.
by I guess myself idk January 27, 2021
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Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.
Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!
by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024
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Simp

Anyone named Nabil H, Chibanni or Maître Chibanex.
Man Chibanni is such a simp, he collects picutres of Pokimane's feet...
by WarOnTheSimps July 16, 2020
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Simp

1. Another way to say crush
2. A person who overly desires another person who is probably not worth it
3. A "crush" that's closer to lust or kin for a celebrity or fictional character
1. I'm simping so hard for Bailey

2. I bought Donna so many things for Valentine's Day.

Dude you guys aren't together. You're just being a simp.

3. I simp for Nagito Komaeda and Miley Cryus.
by WhAt'S yOuR hAnDlE????? January 26, 2022
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Simp

A typical simp says "fuck you" when confronted about bing a simp
normal bigga "HEY YOUR A SIMP" Simp "fuck you"
by Someweirdnigga March 9, 2020
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simp pussy

Word commonly used by angry Republicans who have a hard time expressing themselves while trying to hide the fact that they are republican.
by GYMFAITHBIBYA July 12, 2023
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