two trucks

the BEST kind of porn

some guy: *goes to pornhub*
same person: *clicks on two trucks video*

by human i think February 3, 2023

Two tendons stick together

Cantonese slang, meaning crazy.

You know Sam? He's really two tendons stick together

by Poatto February 4, 2023

Two-Way Rizz

When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.

“Look at the Two-Way Rizz over there, I wonder if they realise they’re both L rizzing each other”

by bollyoi99 February 5, 2023

Two-Way Rizz

When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.

“Look at the Two-Way Rizz over there, I wonder if they realise they’re both L rizzing each other”

by bollyoi99 February 5, 2023

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

two pegging

Being challenged to a game of battleship in a second date and getting absolutely destroyed when with 100% accuracy they sink your last two peg battle ship.

She won the bet man, absolutely dummied me two pegging for the win.

by Mtvm February 18, 2023

Two Shea

When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.

PERSON 1 : “Hello, I am Shea.”
PERSON 2 : “Hello, I am also Shea.”
PERSON 3 : “Two Shea.”

by C L G December 2, 2022