A phrase mentioned when somebody gets disrespected to the fucking ground by somebody else so much that the person saying the phrase mentions that if the person getting disrespected were them, they would beat the disrespectful person's ass.
by YouDontWantThis August 15, 2023

When a group of teenagers plan to "kidnap" a boyband. Its based on the movie Taking 5 where two teenagers are crazy over a boyband and kidnap them. (Daniella Monet is in this movie) Usually the kidnapping that is planned is a fake plan.
"Hey we should pull a taking 5! after the One Dirction Concert"
"Yea! Lets do it! And lets watch the movie before too!"
"Yea! Lets do it! And lets watch the movie before too!"
by Larsmarsbars July 7, 2012

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

by AmaZn the loser April 16, 2023

(Taking it in trade) when a woman uses her sexual favors to discharge a debt or to aquire consumer items. This differs from prostitution since it involes no moeny and is not offfered to the public at large but to a specific creditor or store merchent.
The lovely young woman having squandeered her paycheck on new clothes had no money left to pay her landlord therefore she offered her landlord the option oof (Taking it in trade) by her spending the night with him.
by talbotboy1 October 21, 2010

Term used to reference, in vague manner, a sex act that would be better left to the imagination. Used in similar fashion as yada yada yada, or another sex act, the “Z.J.”
Person 1: “I went to Steve and Leslie’s house and accidentally walked in on them taking a plunge...”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”
by fuckpilot July 8, 2018

A phrase of taking it easy but with more swag.
Origin: Binh Huynh Chicago from
Bình Huỳnh Cuộc Sống Mỹ Ở Chicago
Origin: Binh Huynh Chicago from
Bình Huỳnh Cuộc Sống Mỹ Ở Chicago
by Chu Tam October 7, 2022
