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shaded gizzard

When a girl queefs into your urethra hence inflating your balls.
Last week Samantha got me with a crazy shaded gizzard and my balls inflated like a hot air balloon.
by shaded gizzard November 29, 2024
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Shadow

The biggest loser of all time. This person is ugly. Has no friends. A big forehead. Also an ipad kid
SOMEONE:OMG IS THAT THAT UGLY SHADOW

SHADOW:OI OI OI BAKA WANT TO WATCH THICK OF IT BY KSI WITH ME
by ThisIsTheTruthNoCap December 6, 2024
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shader

You are such a good shader. Slay, baby!

Omg I love listening to you as a shader telling people off.

Wtf this shader shaded tf outta me
by LingDanc803 December 7, 2023
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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Shady

AAA+ sketch, yo. All secret and what not.
Those parents having a secret school sanctioned tryout for the Baseball Team was super shady.
by CharlieBenton December 13, 2023
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Shady Alzubi

Famous youtuber known for is giant GYAT and zestyness
Person 1: yo what you watching
Person2: Im edging to Shady Alzubi's videos
by Jonnysins903 December 19, 2023
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Shadi

Shadi (noun): A deceptive and reprehensible individual who specializes in swindling and deceiving others within their living community. This person is notorious for masquerading as a successful entrepreneur with an extensive portfolio of dubious side hustles, including claims of involvement in the cannabis and cryptocurrency industries, a fictitious connection to the rapper Drake, a self-proclaimed 'feet finder,' and an insistence on being referred to as 'the plug.' Despite all these grandiose boasts, a 'Shadi' is most notorious for their consistent failure to fulfill the basic responsibility of paying rent in a luxury apartment complex.
Person 1: "Have you met the new guy in our building, Shadi?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? Yeah, he's a total Shadi. Claims to be a millionaire but can't even cover his rent."

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN SHADI-ED CONTACT THE LAW OFFICES OF SLAMLEGAL IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO TRUE AND JUST COMPENSATION. #NOTJOKING
by slamlegal December 30, 2023
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