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Scooter Nasty

A woman/man who will do anything to ride on the back of a motorized two wheel vehicle.
"Damn, that scooter nasty chased me a block trying to catch a ride."
by 6XXJohn420SmithXX9 August 1, 2019
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Scooter

See that kid in the trench coat? What a scooter.
by Egirl2000 August 22, 2019
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scattertude

When a person has got attitude or is upset by something then "scatters" throws all their belongings of objects about.
My wife got upset with me and then trashed the room. She had proper Scattertude
by Bagsy45 November 3, 2019
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scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.
You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched
by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019
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Scooter

People that snake you because they think there cool.
Skater: ‘hey I’m about to hit this no one go.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’
by Scooters are big posers January 4, 2020
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Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
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Scootch ya Mootch

Nicer way to tell someone to move or get up from a spot.

To get someone to get their butts out of your way.
Derulo: Ariana Grande told me to “Scootch Ya Mootch”

Jason: What does that mean?

Derulo: She basically told me to move out of her way!
by lil_gyggles January 20, 2020
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