Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
Get the Salty McTavish mug.A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
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A icon, A legend and a total badass, it’s really hard to find a saltilly as they are so rare so If you know a saltilly treasure then because you will not regret meeting them. They are one of the biggest green flags ever as they are kind, thoughtful and supportive. One smile from Saltilly would most definitely brighten up your day! ❤️
Saltilly is one of my best friends!
by Salt 🧂 November 21, 2023
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by HOBSY@HOME February 24, 2024
Get the Salty Mary mug.A divorced woman watching her ex husband live his best life with their child. Meanwhile she tries to ruin her ex's and get child's new life without her.
Damn she's really mean, what's her problem?
She lost her kid in a custody battle. Now she's a salty bitch. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!
She lost her kid in a custody battle. Now she's a salty bitch. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!
by Rizo9o February 26, 2024
Get the Salty bitch mug.A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!
by Rizo9o February 26, 2024
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