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number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it
“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”
by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020
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Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.
"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023
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argument rule

we finished arguing so we had to do the argument rule.
by lalalallalalllllalala June 10, 2023
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Girl 10% Rule

Women (or girls) are required to leave at least 10% of their food behind on their plate, no matter the quantity or volume of food involved.
She left part of that bagel behind. It's the girl 10% rule in action!
by Semaj55 January 17, 2025
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rule 34

when you horny and want to jack off to literally anything, even inflation
by I watched porn since 3rd grade October 14, 2022
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Rule

Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?
Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."

Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...

Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."

Iam *sigh* "The rule..."

Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2022
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The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
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