pocket stuffing

when you stuff your pockets full of shit piss barf and more

"pocket stuffing"

by iudsgjkdbnmhviubh y May 29, 2024

zip it lock it put it in your pocket

When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk

Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!

by Pen farmer May 30, 2024

Pocket Poetry

The inadvertent act of your phone typing gibberish while in your pocket. Can also happen with swipe text commonly these days.

Bro 1: "Big so if so just in da"
Bro 2: "Da fuck you on boi?"
Bro 1: Sorry man, pocket poetry"

by L_F_O February 10, 2024

Pocket Pussy

An electronic vape that looks like a p*ssy when you put it in your pocket.

"hey can you hand over that pocket pussy?"
"wow that pocket pussy sure looks like the real thing"
"I'm hooked on pocket pussies"

by ChaiSpice February 12, 2024

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024

California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole

"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"

by anonymous February 15, 2024

Pocket Pussy

A device used to stimulate the male reproductive organ, sexaully. It often looks like a womans vagina, and is made of rubber.

I'm going to masturbate and orgasm in my pocket pussy

by imagirluwu February 19, 2024