Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

Pocket ultra

Twink who loves other femboys

So he became a pocket ultra when he laid eyes on him

by Anonymousguy October 2, 2025

Ass pocket

Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair

Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?

by R.L. Burnside August 21, 2018

Out of Pocket

adjective

1. Humorous but extraordinarily random and out of place.

"Dude that joke was so out of pocket!"

by camo_man February 10, 2022

Slug Pocket

An alternative term for plug socket.

"Excuse me!" said the cyclist, "Do you have any slug pockets I could use to charge my phone?"

by ghandim April 24, 2021

Prison pocket

Is either your vagina or your butt.

Put your dope in your prison pocket if we get pulled over by the police.

by Diamondxo June 24, 2024

Pocket Pussy

Small hands and a big ego, soft and easy stroker.

(S)he couldn’t handle the peoples champ, so we got the pocket pussy on it!

by PussyAmerican March 29, 2023