Piss Balled

when a guy is having protected sex with a girl and as he is about to cum he pees in the condom, then ties off the pee balloon and throws it in her face and then i scream HA JESSICA YOU JUST GOT PISSBAALLED!!

Jessica i miss you so much, please come back im sorry about everything

piss balled

by piss god September 25, 2019

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

titty piss

when u hop on top of someone and they lactate all over u and ur mom

Maisy just titty pissed on Julie!!!!!!!

by hunnyboobearbitch October 5, 2019

Piss

When you get angry and on the toilet, you may shout “Im TAKING A FUCKING PISS!!!” when someone annoys you

Im getting pissed off.

by hdjdjhfd October 8, 2019

Piss-wank

A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.

Oi mate, look over there at Archie, that piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 30, 2018

piss-wank

Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.

Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 31, 2018

Piss Fart

When a chick darts on the toilet after a piss to dry her vagina.

Hey babe, no wipe I piss farted!

by Greenhunt June 7, 2018