eat my pants

a term used in a romantic or threatening manner

romantic - hey honey, why don't you come over tonight and eat my pants. *wink wink*

threatening - I swear to my Jesus if you don't give me back my son i'll eat your pants.

by itsbellamyfella December 10, 2018

fuck my head

When you wake up and your head hurts beyond understanding and you can not go back to sleep yet you also can not function being awake.

Alarm set for 9:00am, you wake up at 7:30am and your head is throbbing everywhere. You look at the clock and roll to one side but are in so much pain you say, fuck my head. You think about getting up but it hurts to much you lay down and you can not do anything.

by PanicJack January 6, 2012

Ow, my leg!

What the guy in the background of every disaster on the show Spongebob says.

*BIG CAR CRASH*
Ow, my leg guy: Ow, my leg!

by gln&dstn November 29, 2009

Pinch My Squid

To masturbate, especially while listening in on a conference call.

“Do you think she could talk sexy so I can pinch my squid?"

by TNRjackass April 3, 2008

Butter my Buns

During the ejaculation part, you do it all over your partners ass.

Butter my buns after fucking my ass

by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016

Oh My Ghandi

When something is so shocking of hillarious Ghandi would be offended and take arms.

K: Dude, that bald chick has sideburns.

M: OH MY GHANDI

by fenrir_the_wolf July 4, 2006

burst my bubble

The act of someone who is downing your up or telling you that what you think is right is wrong

"I'm going to draw a picture with purple paint!" says Jerry. "We don't have any paint." says Mike. "Don't burst my bubble!" says Jerry. In this case Mike is make Jerry unhappy by telling him the opposite of what he wanted to hear.

by puppylove425 November 16, 2013