give someone a kiss day

December 12th is national give someone a kiss day so don't be shy and relatives don't count were not in Alabama

person 1: hey do you no what day it is

person 2: no ???
person 1: its give someone a kiss day

person 2:oh

person 1: *kiss*
(I'm sorry I'm doing all this to kiss my crush)

give someone a kiss day by a very gay person November 29, 2020

Persiden's kiss 

When you take a dump and the toilet water splashes up at your butt. Word origianally from PICKED GAMING but i stole it.

" I got a persiden's kiss the other day"

Persiden's kiss by jonstoneMcflurry January 17, 2021

Chocolate Fish Kiss 

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.

Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."

Chocolate Fish Kiss by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021

Australian butterfly kiss 

When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.

A butterfly kiss but down under.

You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.

Australian butterfly kiss by Kind fellow March 11, 2021

Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss 

The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.

my boyfriend gave me a brown eyed butterfly kiss in the shower, he is so sweet.

Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss by Stoctopus March 16, 2021

Water Ball Kiss 

A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss

"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."

Water Ball Kiss by hisoka's lover March 17, 2021

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.

I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

I don’t kiss on the first date by Leap Cruncher August 5, 2021