Dick Sucking Mad

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.

"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."

by RealSkuff April 4, 2024

suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them

Hey Sally suck me like dad

by Daddybeater1234 April 27, 2017

suicide suck

Get your dick sucked by someone who has taken an high amounts of MDMA and/or other illegal pills causing them to Gurn and maybe bite your dick bitten off!

James: "Did you hear about Joe's penis getting bite off"
Thom: " Yea, he had failed the suicide suck"

by walkandsuck123 December 17, 2019

dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)

Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys

by lucacola March 14, 2018

Suck Scrotum September

1)The month where your girlfriend has to suck your scrotum at least once a weak this month.

"Hey babe u heard, its Suck Scrotum September."
"SLURP SLURP"
"thanks babe"

by Noncy boi November 10, 2022

Suck my peen

Hey yo dont suck my peen

Hey yo dont suck my peen

by Lil Debbie's husband May 16, 2021

Sucked

An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.

| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle

by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022