Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass
by Big dick III July 15, 2015
Get the Douche-canoemug. dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche'mug. A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.
by BallerDoucheBag October 15, 2015
Get the Super Douchemug. 
Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.
by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT September 18, 2024
Get the Douchemug. a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.
who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.
who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.
by JTHxxxGFH November 28, 2009
Get the douche mammalmug. A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has
by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010
Get the Douche Bag Stir Frymug.