Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 22, 2019

Douche

Someone who acts like an asshole.

Ben is a real douche.

by Sexy6921 April 17, 2015

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

douche swarm

A large group of douches that walk around in the halls with their football uniforms. They will usually cluster around or in the gym and spray their axe all over the place to attract more.

Oh god here comes another douche swarm. Hold your breath or you'll be attracted to the swarm.

by spliggyguy March 10, 2016

Douche nap

1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.

Man I fucked the old lady so much last night I had to take a douche nap.

by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022

Douche

To give a very typical item a thorough scrubbing.

"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."

by big_schnasty July 18, 2005

douche

A group of more than one hipsters.

Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."

Person two: "Which one?"

Person one: "All of them."

by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012