It’s not the question that matters.
It’s the Intention.
That means, why question All?
There’s much better questions.
It’s the Intention.
That means, why question All?
There’s much better questions.
A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”
A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”
A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”
Distractions cause accidents.
Let the driver drive, please.
Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.
Z: “I don’t know.”
A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”
A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”
Distractions cause accidents.
Let the driver drive, please.
Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.
by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022
Get the Zed’s Deadmug. (Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person for you.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)
Anyways..
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person for you.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)
Anyways..
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024
Get the I wish I was deadmug. by Nabila Belkacemi November 14, 2016
Get the dead beanmug. Dead mans shit is a term used when a huge shit the size of ogres foot is left unclaimed underneath a house but is spoken about for weeks on end meaning the leaving of a big shit brings the spirits to hand on finding the dead mans shit leaving no trace but only to play a game of dip dip dog shit who ficking did it , First usual suspect of who has dealt the shit is the person who points the finger at the other player giving himself up but also giving an advantage to bring in other players whilst bringing the shit to the attention of the other house dwellers being so that the person was accused is not the dead mans shit dealer but being the man Loving the idea of being the accused because the OLDER WOMEN in the game is the prize for which they will win whoever is not found guilty because lets be realistic that is so disgusting that middle aged man can go do a turd underneath a house of a man who will have to pays debts for that shit because there is no getting rid of that stinking dead mans shit
Usual prize winner of Dead mans shit is most probably the Big fat one but the skinny one usually gets what he wants cause he makes a good goona stew for the familiar and usually makes em nice and warm for the baby to sleep in the goona room after the blonde one gor get em jealous for the stinky dot . And true gaaaaawwwwwwd i be seekem be nor cry cause she seekem nother guy from em paast so give Older women more time make baby in big goona guts .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
Get the Dead Mans shitmug. by rblx jack May 15, 2022
Get the im so deadmug. Fist weapons that act as a deadblow hammer, against multiple bullets, each firing upon punch, or at different times to reduce recoil on the hand or nun chuck
by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021
Get the Dead Knucksmug. by Zed Numar July 27, 2021
Get the Dead-bookmug.