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Crack

"Does Kason want to crack?"
"Heck yea, he totally wants to tap that."
by ilovehaylie November 12, 2025
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crack fuzz

The fuzz left on a toilet seat from someone's nasty ass crack.
Clean up your nasty crack fuzz!
by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018
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Cracked

My dog Floyd.

He’s eaten rat poison, chocolate and shapes and still been fine.

I would put a photo but it won’t let me.
Floyd is cracked
by LynObie March 9, 2023
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Crack Falls

by Doc_archangel July 9, 2023
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Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019
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Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack
Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
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Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022
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