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Boner Jenga

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).
Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.
by AnelBead June 2, 2024
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Boner

A boner is expression of a male penis being erect. Also known as blood rushing to the penis
by anonymous April 21, 2022
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 23, 2019
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Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.
Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!
by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022
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Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
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Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.
Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"
by GreenTip December 11, 2012
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Urban boner

Chris's chub that he gets when he doesn't understand a word and looks it up in urban dictionary
Chris had an urban boner for that word
by Joshthistle15 March 23, 2017
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