Portuguese boner

When it perks up on a lady

“I have a crazy Portuguese boner looking at him!”

by Moonbeambeambeam August 26, 2025

Boner Buddies

Boner Buddies
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.

Example:
“Call them boyfriends if you want, but they prefer ‘Boner Buddies.’”

by MoistJalobi September 3, 2025

boner booger

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025

Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy

Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile

by Mikeflower October 9, 2025

Dog Boner

A red rocket

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”

by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…

Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2025

Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025