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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
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Old fashioned

Your basic pinkie reach around in the butthole
Jerry came over with bill and we had ourselves a good old fashioned
by Pinklady127 September 10, 2021
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sexy old man

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
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40yr old virgin

Mike turner is a 40yr old virgin
by Zootlord69 February 5, 2020
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New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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